β˜… The lineup β€” pick your honor on the right.
β˜… THE COUNCIL IS NOW IN SESSION β˜…

Someone you know is a G.O.A.T. Make it official.

Pick a licence below, add your nominee, watch it render live. The processing fee is the only thing charged.

Standard G.O.A.T. license kit πŸ“œ StandardGeneric certified kit. No photo, no names β€” pure bureaucracy. $4.95PROCESSING FEE
Custom G.O.A.T. license with their photo and name 🌟 CustomTheir photo & name on the licence. Presented by you, or stay anonymous. $8.95PROCESSING FEE
Step 1 of 2 Processing fee$4.95

The nominees

one kit each Β· same address

The recipient

mandatory β€” every nomination is a new file

Mailing address

one shipment for all nominees

File it with the Council

Delivery calculated at checkout. The processing fee above is all-in.
πŸ”’ Secure Stripe checkoutπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Ships in the US
What does the processing fee cover?

The fee IS the price β€” $4.95 Standard, $8.95 Custom, plus delivery chosen at checkout. No additional fees, ever. The Council forbids drip pricing.

What is drip pricing? (And why does the Council forbid it?)

Drip pricing is when a seller advertises one price, then drips extra fees on you at checkout β€” service fees, processing fees, facility charges. Concert tickets are the classic offender. The Council considers this dishonorable conduct. Every price on this page IS the fee.

Who gets the kit β€” me or them?

Them. You pay the fee and enter the recipient's name and mailing address. The kit is mailed to your nominee.

Can I nominate my boss?

The Council does not ask about workplace dynamics. The Council only asks for a mailing address.

Is the goat on the seal a specific goat?

Yes. His name is Gerald. He has seniority and cannot be reached for comment.

How long does Council processing take?

2–3 business days of printing, plus 3–5 days of mail, plus a centuries-old tradition of moving exactly this fast.

Can I nominate myself?

Absolutely. Nominating yourself is true GOAT behavior. Tick the box.